no one will ever be like her

Cause you all look the same, Everyone knows your name, And that's you whole claim to fame. Never miss a night, Cause your dream in life, Is to be a footballers wife. You can't sit down right, Cause you jeans are too tight, And your lucky it's ladies night. At least your breasts cost more than hers. You should have known from the job, That you always get dumped, So dust off your fuck me pumps.